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Friday, November 1, 2019

90 min at 3.99: Ultraviolet...just to prep for the anime sequel

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of VUDU.

That was lot of research in how I purchased "Ultraviolet" to justify cutting out some sleep for content. I think coming up with a David Bowie/Jim Henson reference about a Milla Jovovich headlined film demonstrates my genius. With that said, I think you should give my pro-wrestling zom-com "Main Event of the Dead" some attention. Feel free to request a treatment of the script via russthebus07@gmail.com. Promotional suggestions would be nice to get this B-movie script into production.

Regardless of my genius, I am glad "Resident Evil: The Final Chapter" clocked in at 1:47. This means that I will not have to repeat that quest for cleverness. Not putting Iain Glen's or Ruby Rose's name on the poster makes me feel that it does not deserve more promotion.

Friday, October 25, 2019

Pluto TV: "Arena" Missteps to the Best Mono-Y-Mono Flick of 1989?

I do not like to listen to "How Did This Get Made" unless I have gotten around to seeing the movie. It is audio only, so despite the hilarity of the discussions, it feels like I am missing out. There are obviously some exceptions thanks to Jason Mantzoukas's enthusiasm making "Geostorm" and "Den of Thieves" part of the other show's vernacular, but otherwise, you have to want to see these movies on your own before you download an episode.

If your taste allows you to give "Hurricane Heist" a chance, are you likely to comeback for "Adore", a Robin Wright/Naomi Watts son/lover swapping drama, the odds of wanting to watch the latter to keep of with the feed is unlikely. Why would you want to go from ridiculous and bad to serious and bad?

One misstep, and my mind was not concerned with keeping track of the feed. Thanks for me accidently setting up notifications to the feed on my Samsung Galaxy S8.

I really appreciate my girlfriend's parents making her first smartphone a Galaxy A10E because surely I have mastered the most overrated brand. From a parenting standpoint, not giving her a choice (which she never wanted, especially now that it will not fit in her pocket) is a fair practice, so you do not have to use her tech-savvy boyfriend to justify it.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Tattoo Concept for 9/21/18

I would like to get four of this take on the Chicago star done  on my left bicep, 2 stars on each side of my microphone tat.



Shading should be similar to the Mario Bros star below.


Monday, July 10, 2017

Tattoo concept for 6/12/17

The concept is microphone with a bomb-omb (Super Mario Bros) on top instead of foam receiver. I've done this sketch, I think the biggest flaw is the size of the key. I have a pic of the Mario character to correct this. I'm looking at dimensions of 4 in by 2 in.


Sunday, December 25, 2016

Tattoo art 12/2016

This is the latest art I'm working on. Basically, it's a Islam and Jewish mash up with the Harley Quinn Batman mash up shown below.

I'm looking to cut out the red circle around the bat and the black field. I don't have the color scheme figured out yet, but this is the best outline I can come up with (I think the outline on the Islam Crescent moon  and star and the bat needs to be thicker, ignore the line that is off center and I'd like "The President We Need!" text to be present). I think if you click on the image below, it'll will be full size.